06-07-2008 John McCain's son is in the military. I cannot believe this has not been mentioned before (for political gain). CLICK
You have nothing better to do. See this John Stossel video on global warming. CLICK
The Supreme Court has already decided that it is legal for voters to have to show ID to vote. What does the Georgia Democratic Party do? They file a lawsuit challenging the voter ID law in Georgia. Rule 11 Sanctions, PLEASE! CLICK
I do not know what is worse in this situation, but both issues are insane. The Clayton County Georgia (yeah, the one about to lose their accreditation) school superintendent, who is new to the job, stopped diplomas from being given out because his name was not on them. He wanted them reprinted at a cost of $80,000 so that his name could be on them. EGO??? The more aggravating part of this issue is the $80,000 figure. THIS IS FOR 3000 DIPLOMAS. UHHH? Maybe my 6th grade education is slipping, but that is over $26 each. What the hell! Talk about government wastes. This is a sheet of paper. Who agreed to pay $26 each for a piece of paper? I know 1000 page books that cost less than that. One bad decision after another by the leaders of the Clayton County schools. CLICK
I love this process. Your city is enacting water restrictions to save water. The citizens have to reduce water usage or be fined. Everyone puts up with the restrictions to save water. What do the water companies and county agencies do? Of course, they start raising prices per gallon to make up for the reduction in income.
05-30-2008 Someone has finally said no to appeasement when dealing with those claiming they do not have to follow the rules due to their "faith." I say, damn good decision. These ladies can now go find work where the employer will let them work whenever they want, do whatever they want, wear whatever they want, and basically show the employer who is the REAL "boss" of their jobs. This is not over...I am sure some appeaser will get involved to kiss the Muslim women's backsides. CLICK
Gas taxes in the U.S.= 11 percent. Gas taxes in the U.K. and France= 70 percent. DAMN! CLICK
The Malaysian government states they will deal directly with bloggers. I DON'T THINK SO. Since governments are so far astray from common sense, I do not think they can answer questions brought up by people who are not out of touch with reality. For some reason, government employment causes a disabling of the human mind in the areas of common sense and reason. CLICK
05-26-2008 It is Memorial Day. Is it the start of summer? NO. Is it time to open the pool? NO. Is it just another day off work to eat like little fat pigs? NO. What is it??? CLICK.
Is your seven year old acting a little strange? Could your young child be trapped in a body of the wrong sex? Norman Spack, of Boston Children's Hospital, will help you change their sex for you. Starting as young as seven, he will give them drugs to screw up their bodies and prevent puberty. WOW. I guess some doctors just want to play God. CLICK
I just love teachers unions and the Department of Education. I have a brilliant idea. Let's create a mandatory exam for students and then teach them things that are not on the test. When you have a majority of students failing exams the problem is NOT of the students. All over America students are failing yearly exams in major numbers. School systems have been throwing test results in the trash and starting over. "No child left behind" should be exchanged for "no child taught the required material." I will give you one and you can Google for more absurd stories. CLICK
FREEDOM: Something Cubans do not know anything about. They are about to be allowed, for the first time, to get cell phones. The Cuban government did not trust the citizens to have them in the past. CLICK
05-16-2008 Play these games when you are bored... play #87...left click and drag the ragdoll. CLICK
It case you did not know. Al Gore's "green investment" company is called Generation Investment Management. Now you know why Al Gore is so concerned over the environment...the more he preaches the sky is falling...the more money his investments make. This is the same reason all climate change preachers do it...they all have something riding on it financially.
Bob Barr running for President will be a disaster. The only way a third party candidate will ever accomplish anything is if they are so wildly popular (like a movie star) that everyone in America already knows and likes them.
I love it when the Postal Service raises the price of a stamp one cent AND DOES NOT HAVE ANY DAMNED ONE CENT STAMPS. What the hell are they thinking? They knew how many stamps they usually sell and they should have had enough one cent stamps ready for this. I go from post office to post office and still NO STAMPS; however, they have plenty of two cent stamps.
Turnabout is fair play. Thousands and thousands of pictures depicting George Bush as a chimp or a monkey and it is just humorous. A bar owner in Georgia is selling t-shirts with a Curious George looking monkey as "Obama in 08" and it is racism??? If you cannot complain when it is done to one person, you can STFU when it is done to another. I saw no outrage over the Bush chimps so I guess you have no right to complain about the Obama chimp either. CLICK
Can someone please tell me why we keep sending money to countries that are run poorly? A poor country is just like a poor person... they will keep doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. Give a poor person a million dollars and they will be broke in five years because they do not know how to use the money. Give a corrupt country a million dollars and it will be blown ineffectively because they do not know how to use money either.
Since George Bush does not know how to use his veto pen to curb uncontrolled government spending, he needs to get out his executive order notebook and do something about this ridiculous gas situation we are now in. More oil is the only thing that will solve this problem. This is not just Bush's fault, but the fault of ALL administrations since the 70's. They keep putting the problem off, thinking the problem will fix itself. Bush needs to sign the executive orders to start drilling for oil in Alaska and anywhere else we can get it so that we can become more self-sufficient in the energy department. Environmentalists need to STFU and get out of the way of progress. As usual, this gas problem mainly hurts poor people more than others. They want to put windfall profits taxes on the oil companies which will affect poor people tremendously in higher prices. Punishing cigarette companies is hurting poor people. Ethanol production will start to cause beer prices to rise, which in turn, will hurt poor people. I tell you, if you start causing beer prices to rise we are going to see riots at the White House. Now is the time to act and an executive order is the only way it is going to get done; otherwise, politicians will debate this issue for another decade without solving a damn thing. Sometimes the wrong decision is better than sitting on your hands with you head up your anal orifice doing nothing.
Study this for energy sources: Place big buoys offshore that ride the waves of the ocean up and down and are connected to generators on the sea floor. They cannot be seen from the shore, so Ted Kennedy could not complain and ships could simply go right over them because the buoys would just move out of the way. Find a complaint about this free source of never-ending energy. CLICK
05-13-2008 A video submitted by one of my best readers. Liberals should not click on it. CLICK
Another great submission...whatever you believe, take the global warming test for yourself. CLICK
05-12-2008 If you want to slap someone around. CLICK
You know you live in a corrupt country when your leaders would rather let people starve and die than accept free aid from others. CLICK
05-06-2008 In 1991 Congress had 546 pork projects. In 2008 Congress had 11,737 pork projects. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? This follows the thought of; "my politician is good, the others are bad." This is why we keep voting for these wasteful idiots. People keep voting for the people who will bring the most money and welfare to their district. These same ignorant voters are the ones who wonder why we have a budget deficit and such a large national debt. CLICK
It appears that bikinis make girls dumber. And all this time I thought it was the color of their hair??? CLICK
05-04-2008 Boy, lesbians just cannot get a break in this world. Natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos are suing a gay rights group to keep them from using the term "lesbians," as that is what islanders of Lesbos are called. Talk about crybabies! I wonder what island "assholes" are from as it is probably the same island. CLICK
31 of 53 underage girls at the Eldorado polygamist compound are or have been knocked up. I think someone has been "spanking" the girls in a non-corporal-punishment way. When I grew up, we had to grab a switch. These girls had to grab something else for their "spanking." Don't ya just love cults! CLICK
05-01-2008 The ridiculous lawsuit of late. A fat tub of grease (who is accused of beating, stabbing, and burning a man) is suing because jail food made him go from 413 pounds to 308 pounds. I would like to commend the jailers. I do not want my tax money going to feed some overweight pig who eats more than three people. Feed him enough food to keep a 200 pound man alive and let him suffer. Maybe the jail can set up a weight loss program for fat rich people...it would have to be cheaper than eating all of that food. CLICK
The most ignored or unheard of item in the law system: "Rule 11 Sanctions" for frivolous lawsuits. It is like the George Bush veto pen, it just does not get used very often. CLICK
What has happened to America? Beer has lost out to bottled water on the most consumed beverage list. Come on people...DRINK UP!
04-28-2008 This is one great PR stunt. The media is going crazy about Miley Cyrus' (Hannah Montana) pictures in Vanity Fair where she is quoted as being "topless," which is actually just a picture of her bare back with a sheet completely over the front of her body. Some have said it is ruining her innocent image. My God, people! Get a damn life! I have seen more skin at a Muslim women convention. You can see more skin at any pool or beach in the world. CLICK
The "Homosexual Day of Silence." I just do not know what to say. You decide. CLICK
Support the military video...view it if you care. CLICK
I am soooo glad we have politicians who think they have the right to be the morality police over all of our lives. Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia wants our military, you know, the ones fighting and dying, who are giving idiot politicians like this the freedom to attempt to become everyone's "nanny." This genius is trying to make it illegal for military personnel to get Playboy magazine. Sure they can die fighting for America, but at least they do not get to look at nudity??? Another genius politician who is now a winner of my Jackass Award. CLICK
I do not know when or where the complaints are going to come from first, but Bill Cosby, Judge Marvin Arrington (the judge who kicked whites from his courtroom), and actor Chris Tucker spoke with "at-risk" black youths at a high school in Atlanta last week. The speeches were about black responsibility. Black men. Speaking against black youth. Uh Oh! This just cannot be allowed. CLICK
Rep. Dennis Kucinich was yapping about a "windfall profits tax" on the oil companies again last week. 100% tax??? Believe it or not...there are people who are ignorant enough to believe that this is a good idea. CLICK
There was a shark attack that killed a man in San Diego. Well, it did not take long, but there are websites out there that have already started blaming George Bush and global warming for the shark killing this man. CLICK
Mexico has a government run oil company, Pemex, that is running out of oil. President Felipe Calderon is reported as trying to fix this problem, but the Mexican Congress will not allow him to do anything. The problem is, the Mexican Constitution does not allow them to join with foreign or private companies to get the technology they need to get more oil. Some have said that Mexican pride is getting in the way of their advancement in the world and is going to cripple their country. 1/3 of the budget of Mexico is based on this oil company. CLICK
04-24-2008 I am pleased to see that some countries "have a pair." Four countries blocked a ship full of Chinese weapons heading to Zimbabwe in protest of the wacko leader of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe. I cannot give you enough info on this nutjob to explain all of the horrible and inhumane things this man has done to his country. Google Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe and you will think all of our leaders are sweet, innocent angels. CLICK
If you are still breathing, you probably have heard about the YouTube video of the girl in Florida, Victoria Lindsay, getting beat up by the group of idiots who videoed it. The kids were trying to get their five minutes of fame by videoing this idiocy and putting it on YouTube. The prosecutors are trying to get their five minutes of fame by trying to charge the guilty kids as adults, with charges of kidnapping, false imprisonment, and battery. I have heard the kidnapping offense has a mandatory life sentence. Now, as if you did not see it coming, attorneys are trying to get more fame on this too. Someone has to get sued for this, they say. Here is the simple fact about the whole issue...IF STUPIDITY WAS A CRIME, WE WOULD ALL BE IN JAIL. These kids are just stupid, not ignorant, STUPID. Blame the parents if you want, but sometimes kids are just too dumb to be alive. They need to get probation for five plus years and they should all have to stand in a line and let Victoria Lindsay punch them in the nose while being videoed. That video should then be placed on YouTube...Hell, I would pay for that one. CLICK
Here is the new panic of late. Sam's Club is limiting rice purchases to four bags per customer since rice prices are rising so fast. I do not understand what the Hell is going on here, but there is no shortage of rice. From what I have read, the U.S. Government has paid U.S. farmers more than $11 BILLION in subsidies since 1995 for rice production. Farmers can get paid to NOT grow any rice at all due to our corrupt politicians and failed policies that never get corrected. I know the nonsense of ethanol production is driving up the prices of all foods, but this fake crisis is one I just do not understand. I guess other countries are starting to grow corn, instead of rice, to sell to the U.S. and others for ethanol as well. CLICK
04-21-2008 Congratulations goes to Thailand on this one. They have come up with the funniest damned sport I have ever seen. BLIND THAI BOXING or BLINDFOLDED THAI KICKBOXING. The fighters are kicking air's ass. They have no idea who they are hitting or where their opponents are. The referee keeps getting kicked in the head. Here is a start video, but Google it or search YouTube, as this is the funniest sport ever invented. CLICK
04-17-2008 If you ever wanted to know what makes "hoggin" so popular after going to the bar, this video explains it. "Hoggin" means going after fat chicks after you have had a few too many drinks. Drinking makes 250 pound women look like Jessica Biel and makes bald, pot-bellied, hairy-backed men look like Brad Pitt. CLICK
Wow! The poster child for Congressional term limits, Rep. John Murtha, stated that John McCain is too old to be President. I believe politicians need to figure out that death is not the best time to retire. Politicians have the best retirement plan in the world and none of them seem to retire. I guess this proves the argument that politicians are in it for the power. You cannot tell me that a normal person would rather be working in Congress during their retirement years than playing golf or picking up prostitutes like the prior New York governor. CLICK
04-16-2008 I keep seeing the media write about the airline mergers, stating, what will mergers do for the consumer? I will tell you what a merger needs to do for the consumer...NOT A DAMN THING! The airlines need to stay in business using sound business practices, not relying on the government to help each time they fail. This means they have to make a profit. The airlines do two things well...they employ people and they move asses from point A to point B. Mergers of airlines will cause employees to lose jobs, but more people lose their jobs if the airline fails. People ask, will ticket prices will go down? They do not need to go down, they need to go up to cover the costs of higher fuel prices. Price wars are fine if the competing airlines are making a profit. If they are not making a profit and they are cutting ticket prices, something is severely economically wrong with that picture. Airlines cannot fly half-empty airplanes with $99 ticket prices when they are over-staffed and their staff is overpaid, it just does not add up. I love getting great prices, but I do not want the company to lose money by giving me a "deal."
BUSTED! Obama's Pastor Jeremiah Wright's retirement house is a $1.6 million home with a $10 million line of credit, apparently paid for by Trinity United Church. WOW! I guess that is what being "in touch" with the rest of us broke asses out here is all about. I guess he should continue preaching that material things are bad as he has in the past. I love hypocrites. CLICK
04-10-2008 New York construction union members charged with extortion? I Googled it. There are only 56,000 results for "new york construction union extortion." Extortion must be a popular hobby in New York??? CLICK
Can the Democrats and "ObamaCare" fix our healthcare crisis in America? HELL NO! Will it make insurance more affordable? NO! Some estimates say that "ObamaCare" would cost $50 billion to $65 billion annually. I do not think so...the costs always go up exponentially...I say 2 to 4 times that estimate, at least. CLICK
A Rasmussen Report shows that 48% of people agree that the best thing government can do for the economy is to stay the Hell out of it. At least 48% of us agree on that. I thought our economy was based on capitalism and free markets, NOT government regulation. CLICK
The only thing Absolut Vodka could have done to be more idiotic in this ad would have been to throw in a few Native Americans, some Eskimos, some Hawaiians, and slaves and EVERYONE would be fighting. What the Hell were they thinking? Someone should have told them that us evil, snobby, land-stealing Americans are the idiots buying their overpriced product. Maybe Sweden should take their damn vodka and meatballs and shove'em. If I could afford that crap, I would stop buying it. I will keep drinking that vodka-like runoff that I drink...it is what is left after they bottle up the good stuff. CLICK
In reference to the above nonsense: I am going to explain this so that any ignorant ass you forward this to will understand it. You are not a slave. You do not know any slaves. There are no slaves alive today. You did not own any of the land supposedly "stolen" from Mexico, and if you did, it would still be underdeveloped and controlled by a corrupt government, and Mexicans would still be coming to America (no matter how big America would be if the Mexican-American war never existed) to escape said corruption and mismanagement of a country. If Mexico was still the western half of the present United States, said land would all still be like the rest of Mexico today, except for the tourist spots the gringos go to on the Pacific Coast. I did not set the price for Alaska. I did not steal any land from Hawaiians. I have never stolen any land from Native Americans or Eskimos. I have never killed or hung anyone. I do not have nooses hanging around my home. America is not a great country because of the amount of land it has, it is a great country due to the beliefs and principles it was founded on, and until recently, still believed in. I am an American and I do not owe anybody a damn thing. You can live your entire life dwelling on things that you nor I had anything to do with if you want to, but leave me the Hell alone, as I have better things to do. Now have yourself a great big cup of STFU and find something to improve your life.
04-08-2008 Just another case of a lawmaker losing his damn mind. State Representative Bobby Franklin, of Georgia, tried to put an anti-abortion amendment on a dog collar bill. You read that right. The bill started out as an anti-dogfighting bill, making it illegal to remove an electronic tracking collar from a dog. This genius lawmaker decides he has to attach an anti-abortion amendment SOMEWHERE, so he attaches it to this bill. The House Speaker, Glenn Richardson, ruled the amendment as out of order...more like Franklin was out of his damn mind. It is reported that Mr. Franklin tries this nonsense every year. The problem is, as usual, Mr. Franklin will get re-elected. Ignorant voters??? CLICK
I have discovered the greatest site on the internet. CLICK Place a check mark in the "manic" box and have fun.
04-07-2008 People keep stating that the world view of America will be better if Barack Obama is the President of the United States. This is complete nonsense! People will always hate America due to our freedoms, our wealth, our diversity, and a thousand other reasons. Our President's color, religion, or sex will not determine how badly we are hated. Ignorant haters breed more ignorant haters. People teach their children from birth that Americans are evil.
04-04-2008 Ted Turner was doing so well discussing solar power as being a great savior in our fight to lessen our dependency on oil and gas...NOW he had to smoke crack again and open his mouth BEFORE the high wore off. Damn it, Ted! I was proud of you for about a month. What happened? Ted Turner has stated global warming is going to cause cannibalism around 2040 because the planet is going to get 8 degrees hotter in 30-40 years because of drought and no corn. Ted, I am no math genius, but temperatures have risen 1 degree in 100 years, wouldn't that mean to raise another 8 degrees, we would have to wait 800 years before this would happen? And don't worry, Ted. No one would want to eat an old, starving white guy anyway. Mr. Turner has agreed to give the UN a billion dollars, but I bet his crazy-ass statements about global warming are going to make him $10 billion on the "green" investments he has already made. In 30 years, the "global warming" nonsense will have converted back to threats of the oncoming ice age, so if all of my readers start stocking up on heaters and blankets now, we can make a killing when the powerful people start preaching the ice age that will be coming. CLICK
Politicians have agreed on spending $50 BILLION on fighting AIDS, HIV, malaria, and tuberculosis in Africa and other countries. $50 BILLION??? Why not $1 BILLION? Send one billion dollars worth of DDT, condoms, doctors masks, and penicillin over there and tell them how to use it. Out of $50 billion dollars, over half would be wasted/abused before it ever got to where it was going because of corrupt officials in American and corrupt officials in the other countries. I have previously stated we should not send any cash to any country, only products produced in America by American workers. Send my check for the money I saved the taxpayers to the address on my contact page. CLICK
04-03-2008 To all of you who suffer from "wealth envy"... All you have to do is put things in perspective. Picture this in your head whenever you are envious about rich people. You are in an airport. You see Bill Gates or Warren Buffett standing in line. All of the sudden you see their face start to grimace as they "put the clamps on." All of the sudden you see them take off for the bathroom, clinching their buttcheeks together (the clamps that keep you from crapping your pants), "prairie dogging" their way to the bathroom before they soil their pants. You have been there, they have been there, we all have been there. We all put our pants on the same way (hopefully not soiled). We all have the same embarrassing bodily functions. I hope this will make you understand that the super wealthy are just like the rest of us, only they create jobs that the rest of us poor saps need to earn a living.
It seems everyone is getting bent out of shape over statements by Jay Leno telling Ryan Phillippe to give him his best "gayest look" since he found out Ryan's first job was on a soap opera as a gay teenager. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation wanted an apology. I am sorry, but some people need to lighten up! Gay humor, black humor, white humor, Chinese humor, and redneck humor will ALWAYS exist, no matter how much you cry and whine. It is about time for people to grow the Hell up and stop acting like a bunch of crybabies. I did not hear a bunch of crying about all of the "gay humor" in the show Will and Grace, and that show was one of the best shows of the last decade. Whether you are gay, straight, white, black, Latino, or whatever...get a damn life and these kind of "insensitive" statements will not bother you, or you can spend your life consumed by sensitivity over whether someone "offended" your precious way of life. I am a recovering redneck (on the 12 step program) and I am proud of it, so let the redneck jokes fly at will. CLICK
It appears Barack Obama has found the true statement about Hillary Clinton that will put the "nail in her coffin" in the presidential race. He has said that Hillary is OK with 'business as usual" in Washington. I think she may be screwed, as this is a true statement.
China beach: nothing but "assholes and elbows!" CLICK
04-01-2008 It has been said that China, looking forward to the Olympics, is going to prove to the World that they are a peace-loving country, no matter how many people they have to kill or jail to prove it.
The political "wasting time and taxpayer money" award must be getting ready to be given away. Georgia state Senator Emanuel Jones wants every reference in Georgia law of "seat belts" to be changed to "life belts" and "air bags" to be changed to "life bags." I bet they have NOTHING better to do.
03-27-2008 Yo, ya wanna f~(kin sammich? Quieres cheesesteak? Hables ingles! Speak English at Geno's Philly Cheesesteaks or you are not getting one. It is unusual, but political correctness lost out on this one. CLICK
You think you have it bad in the job market. I think the "professionals" are suffering the most. This hilarious video explains it best. CLICK
03-26-2008 I LOVE IT! Capitalism at work. Schools have banned candy from school and what do enterprising students do? They create a black market underground economy with their candy businesses. I have an idea. The schools should grow a pair and enforce their rules and this would not be a problem. Kudos to the kids for their capitalist efforts, but they should endure the government school rules while they have to. CLICK
Someone is finally getting off their butts and making an effort to harness our free source of energy (the sun) instead of concentrating on very inconsistent sources. CLICK
Walter Williams explains the economy of "big corn" and the ethanol hoax. Per the article: "Ethanol is 20 to 30 percent less efficient than gasoline, making it more expensive per highway mile. It takes 450 pounds of corn to produce the ethanol to fill one SUV tank. That's enough corn to feed one person for a year. Plus, it takes more than one gallon of fossil fuel -- oil and natural gas -- to produce one gallon of ethanol. After all, corn must be grown, fertilized, harvested and trucked to ethanol producers -- all of which are fuel-using activities. And, it takes 1,700 gallons of water to produce one gallon of ethanol." CLICK
03-25-2008 Eliot Spitzer, ex-governor of New York, is starting to look good in comparison. The new governor, David Paterson, admitted he was a coke snorting, pot smoking adulterer. At least he is admitting it. I'm sure he is the only adultering cokehead in Congress??? CLICK
BUSTED AGAIN: Someone needs to tell the Hillary Clinton camp the difference between the term "misspoke" and lying. When you know something first hand and you embellish and tell it falsely, it is a LIE. Previously, Hillary was quoted as stating that Chelsea was "in danger" during the 9/11 attacks...to later be found out that Chelsea was at home. Here is the news of late about Hillary's latest lie that we know about. This was brought up previously, but now the video is available. Hillary's account previously was that she experienced sniper fire after her plane performed a "corkscrew" landing, that they had to duck and run for cover. Well, the video shows her calmly "shaking hands and kissing babies." Here is the story and video. CLICK
03-23-2008 HAPPY EASTER. Well, if you are allowed to say that where you are. I know the "appeasers" will not allow the Easter Bunny anymore; the "appeasers" call it the "Spring Bunny." I hope your newspaper at least mentions Easter as the Atlanta newspaper has nothing about Easter in it. I am not sure whose butt they are kissing by not mentioning Easter, but they are obviously puckered up. Oh, but wait, I do see something on the front page of the "C" section. It has directions to another article by Jay Bookman, of the editorial board, stating "we have accomplished absolutely nothing in Iraq." Gee, I didn't see that one coming???
In response to Barack Obama's recent speech: Mr. Obama, the "typical white person," as you stated, is not afraid or threatened by a black person on the street. The "typical" person of ANY color is threatened by worthless pieces of trash who act like thugs and gang members. I personally have never felt threatened by a nice dressed person of any color walking with me on the street. As always, if someone acts and looks like a worthless thug they will be treated as such, and by the way, this is not all racial as you and your church members like to make it. There are worthless people in America of every race. Keep talking Barack...it is going to be hard for you to become President when you keep alienating "whitey."
03-20-2008 This is the Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama debate that everyone missed. One of the funniest debates ever. CLICK
OK pervs...the new videos are up on the Hot Women and Hot Men pages...have fun!
Marrianne Williamson had the perfect line on the Daily Cafe tv show. "I am not going to vote with my vagina." This is in regards to the crazy wackos out there who keep giving women grief for stating they are not voting for Hillary Clinton. Blacks have been getting grief for stating they were not voting for Barack Obama. Well, I have to ask you: what the Hell does a black woman do? They can't win either way. CLICK
Here goes the law of unintended consequences getting ignored by politicians again. There is an herb (salvia) out there that you can buy LEGALLY, which is supposed to make you fly, or see dead people, make you come out of your body, or any number of exciting things. Well, the great politicians have found out that people like this stuff, so what do they do? They are going to try to make it illegal. What happens when you make something illegal that people want? That is right, you create a black market for said item. The price of this herb will go up ten-fold overnight. People will start becoming dealers for this herb. People will lie, cheat, and steal to get it. Police will try to enforce this idiocy. People will get killed, cops will get killed, and we will have the politicians to blame, who will create another dumbass law to try to remedy the disaster that they themselves created. I assume the only reason this herb has not become more popular is the fact that experts say it tastes like ass. Hey, from what I have seen, if it would get you high, a teenager would smoke a dog turd.
03-18-2008 I know when you went to college to become a scientist or doctor, your main thought would be of all the inventions you could create. Well, someone actually spent a lot of time coming up with a fake butthole. No, I am not kidding, a fake butthole. CLICK Maybe it will help those people taking the Alli weight loss pill from shitting their pants with "oily leakage" as stated on the warning label. Don't ask me why or how I found this, or worse, how do you tell your friends, "Hey guys, I invented a fake butt sphincter."???
03-17-2008 Prognostication time: With David Paterson's ascension to the governor's office of New York, there is an inevitable chance that the following two things will occur: 1) Some idiot will ask, "Is David Paterson black enough?" 2) Someone will call him an "Uncle Tom" when he does something that they do not like. Let's see how long it takes. If you Google "is david paterson black enough" there are no results, YET!
Barack Obama's reverend Jeremiah Wright is getting hammered for being a conspiracy nutcase. You have to watch the video on Hannity and Colmes discussing the video with Neal Boortz. The "rev." states the government created HIV to perpetrate a genocide against colored people and that the government knew about the bombing of Pearl Harbor before it happened, blah, blah, blah. The Black Church: The most segregated, bigoted, and racially divided place on Earth. CLICK And by the way: Sorry, Barack. You are a lying ass if you expect us to believe that you did not know what your own preacher was about the whole time you were going to church there. You can sell that lie somewhere else because I ain't buyin it!!! You sleep with pigs and you'll get dirty. Instead of teaching the black congregation to better themselves by being better than white, bigoted, racists, he teaches them to always blame "whitey" for everything that is wrong in their lives. LIFE LESSON ONE for all black people: Associate with people that are BETTER than you and you will succeed...if you hang out with losers, you will become one. This goes for whites, Latinos, and everyone else. If you associate with people who are better than you, you will become better by default. We all know an intelligent person, who hangs out with idiots, who starts to sound like the idiots they hang out with. Who do you want rubbing off on you? A stupid redneck? An ignorant gang member speaking Ebonics? A successful businessman? A leader in the community? THIS IS EVERY INDIVIDUAL'S CHOICE. You associate with who and what you want to be or you can keep blaming "whitey;" it has always worked before.
I keep hearing about sex drugs, etc. being found in America's water supplies. Shhhhh. DO NOT tell the makers of Ritalin about this or they will have another way of doping people, as they already got most of the children, then turned to adults, and now may be able to convince the government to let them get EVERYBODY hooked on mind-altering drugs. I really think every government school teacher is promoting drugs for the students. Maybe they are receiving kickbacks for referring the children to get hooked on Ritalin? CLICK
Typical government school zero tolerance nonsense proves "no good deed goes unpunished." CLICK
03-13-2008 I recently StumbledUpon these: Enjoy! ? The World According to Americans: This is what your children will know about World Geography when they go to government schools. CLICK ? Oh No! I cannot believe these proposed books for children never made it. CLICK ? Most Americans have no idea about how capitalism works and why it is great. Maybe using cows will make it understandable. CLICK ? OK. Here is the deal. You find out someone has been "spanking" your spouse or significant other. Do you get mad? NO... You discuss it with them using CraigsList. CLICK ? Do you understand how different political systems work? Capitalism, Socialism, etc.. These are great explanations using damn cows again. CLICK ? Take a look at this and you will really understand how your mind works. It is also the reason most students cannot write a complete paragraph to save their lives. CLICK
03-12-2008 WOW. 1 in 4 whores, I mean teen girls, have a sexually transmitted disease? What could possibly be causing such craziness? It could NOT be the oral sex circle-jerk parties they are having because Bill Clinton has our young girls thinking oral and anal sex is NOT SEX. One girl honking on six boys??? Does anyone have parents anymore??? Are children not taught that any orifice on their body touching the orifice or appendage on another person's body can cause disease. Someone has to tell every girl out there that if they "honk on Bobo" or let "things" enter an exit only area something bad is going to happen, or just get sore. Either way, they should know AHEAD of time, before they let it happen. I would rather have a bunch of lesbian teen girls running around with strap-ons than to have a bunch of horny-as-Hell boys running around sticking their peckers in any warm spot they can find, spreading diseases faster than the plague. I have an idea. Someone start a big vibrator give-away program like they did with the "needle giveaways" to combat needle sharing diseases. Hell, I will do my part. If someone starts a teen vibrator give-away program, I will call Xandria.com to order 10 vibrators to help the cause. We'll name it "Beat Diseases with Dildos." What'cha think? It will be the new "right of passage." The first period a girl has, she will receive pads, tampons, a vibrator, and some KY Jelly. This will ruin the lives of teen boys, but damn it, they are half of the problem. Good luck with your whores, I mean, teen girls! CLICK
I love government schools! Deerfield, Illinois has a gay pornographic book as "required" reading. ?Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes? is quoted in the article. The article states, "For example, in one scene a man asks
another to (f-bomb deleted) him and ?make him bleed." He also asks him
to violently (f-bomb deleted) him and ?make it hurt."" Uh, this is "required" reading for 14 year olds??? I have no problem with homosexuality, but young children should not have to be forced into reading about two men having rough sex and it hurting; they can read about that later. CLICK
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GOOD NEWS: The stock market just had the greatest one day percentage gain in about 5 years. Iraq has a budget surplus in their country due to oil sales (not including the rebuilding costs that we are paying for). I bet you do not hear about it in your newspaper. If you do it will be on page A18. These two news stories just do not fit into the "doom and gloom" mentality that the media regurgitates on us daily. And by the way, this same media also will not tell you that New York governor Eliot (I spent $80,000 on whores) Spitzer is a Democrat either.
I have found the perfect pictures to describe life on a computer. CLICK
03-11-2008 It appears as if Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has gotten caught thinking with his "little head." He seems to have gotten a very expensive "friend" to rub one out for him. OK, that's sugarcoating it; he was hanging out with an expensive whore. In case you did not know, prostitutes travel and congregate for ALL political conventions. When the politicians come to town, so do the prostitutes. I cannot imagine why they do this??? Maybe they want the politician's autograph??? Many politicians cheat on their spouses; however, some of them are better at not getting caught. If every cheating politician was caught our Congress could not be in session because so many of them would be missing. This has been going on since man had the first erection. How long until someone cries about this sting operation, calling it "domestic wiretapping?" Just remember, you do not pay a prostitute for sex...YOU PAY THEM TO LEAVE when you are done! CLICK
03-10-2008 Here is a "real" movie about global warming if you have time to watch it online. It explains the truth about why people keep pushing man-made global warming. An Inconvenient Truth? Al Gore? Watch and decide what you think is the truth. As usual, you have to get ALL of the facts and make your own decisions. CLICKIf you get a "blocked" message just type "swindle" in their search box to locate it. I think we are blowing their server, making them move it. 03-09-2008 Democracy: A dying social (not government) concept, where the majority rules and decisions are made on what is best for the most people when EVERYONE cannot be accommodated. NOT AT HARVARD! I love it when the appeasement crowd controls our colleges. A small group (I believe it was 6) Muslim women asked for "women only" hours at the gym and what did the administration do? They bent over backwards to place the "wants" of these few over the rest of the school. I assume this was in the name of religion. I assume the issue is that these women would not feel oppressed enough if a man could actually see their necks. Could a group of 6 homosexuals coerce the school into a "men only" time at the gym? NO. Could 6 black people get the administration to allow "black only" hours at the gym? NO. "white only?" NO. What about nudists? Do they get "nude only" hours? NO. I thought everyone was fighting for equal rights in America, not just the rights of a few. Equal rights means the gym is open from x time to x time; if you want to use the gym, have at it. Whether you are white, black, Latino, Muslim, male, or female, you can use the gym when it is open. That is EQUAL rights. I guess this is the reason they call it "higher learning" because these school administrators in America have to be high on something to think the way they do. CLICK.
03-06-2008 John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, says we should sue those selling carbon credits, including Al Gore, so that we can get to the truth and put an end to the lies being sold about global warming. Oh, sorry. Wordsmiths figured that "global warming" did not sell well, it is global "climate change" now. CLICK
For the New York Times to stop the liberal spin and report something honestly...IT MUST BE TRUE. The unintended consequences of the ethanol hysteria is explained well. CLICK
After thousands of political cartoons portray George Bush as a chimp, a caller to the Rush Limbaugh show states their daughter said Obama looks like Curious George and all Hell breaks loose. Everything is racial isn't it. George Bush can be drawn to look like a monkey's ass, but if anyone even attempts to poke fun at Obama it is racial. I guess Obama has a get out of satire card too. Some people are just too damn stupid to be alive. Here: monkey, honky, noose, redneck, whitey, cracker, white-bread, Democrat Senator Robert Byrd (of KKK fame), blah, blah, blah. If I missed anyone, go to my funnies page for the link to all of the ethnic slurs so everyone can be offended equally. Humans are all racists, whites, blacks, and everyone else. GROW UP and act like adults.
03-05-2008 Well, here is the election news. Hillary and Obama are still at it, fighting over who is blacker, who is whiter, who likes the poor people more, and who can create the most socialist welfare programs to buy votes. If we can keep McCain alive long enough, he seems to be the Republican candidate. It is like watching paint dry.
I have been speaking with a government school teacher lately about the nightmares she goes through at her school. She has told me that the free lunch program was being given out to so many of the students that the school decided to give free lunches to ALL of the students in the school. What makes this worse is the story she told me about attempting to give the students an economics lesson. She decided to teach the students about creating a personal budget based on an income of $30,000. She went through the list of necessities that people have to buy; such as, gas, water, electricity, phone, etc. and then the poo hit the fan. She had FOOD included as an expense in her budget. Well, she told me about 75 percent of them looked at her as if she had a penis growing from her forehead. These students actually believe that you do not have to buy food, that food is given to you by the government through food stamps. These are teenagers. They must have some wonderful parents teaching them all of life's lessons at an early age. Someone help us!
This site should be called "too much information." Great picture collections and other reports. You have nothing better to do. CLICK
You think we have a problem with Islamic radicals in America? Watch this video if you have a few minutes. This video shows what appeasement will do for a country. CLICK
Do you think you paid less taxes under Clinton or Bush? CLICK
John McCain's son is in the military. I cannot believe this has not been mentioned before (for political gain). 
You have nothing better to do. See this John Stossel video on global warming. 
The Supreme Court has already decided that it is legal for voters to have to show ID to vote. What does the Georgia Democratic Party do? They file a lawsuit challenging the voter ID law in Georgia. 
I love this process. Your city is enacting water restrictions to save water. The citizens have to reduce water usage or be fined. Everyone puts up with the restrictions to save water. What do the water companies and county agencies do? Of course, they start raising prices per gallon to make up for the reduction in income. 
Gas taxes in the U.S.= 11 percent. Gas taxes in the U.K. and France= 70 percent. DAMN! 
The Malaysian government states they will deal directly with bloggers. I DON'T THINK SO. Since governments are so far astray from common sense, I do not think they can answer questions brought up by people who are not out of touch with reality. For some reason, government employment causes a disabling of the human mind in the areas of common sense and reason. 
Mexico has a government run oil company, Pemex, that is running out of oil. President Felipe Calderon is reported as trying to fix this problem, but the Mexican Congress will not allow him to do anything. The problem is, the Mexican Constitution does not allow them to join with foreign or private companies to get the technology they need to get more oil. Some have said that Mexican pride is getting in the way of their advancement in the world and is going to cripple their country. 1/3 of the budget of Mexico is based on this oil company. 
I am pleased to see that some countries "have a pair." Four countries blocked a ship full of Chinese weapons heading to Zimbabwe in protest of the wacko leader of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe. I cannot give you enough info on this nutjob to explain all of the horrible and inhumane things this man has done to his country. Google Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe and you will think all of our leaders are sweet, innocent angels. 
Well, here is the election news. Hillary and Obama are still at it, fighting over who is blacker, who is whiter, who likes the poor people more, and who can create the most socialist welfare programs to buy votes. If we can keep McCain alive long enough, he seems to be the Republican candidate. It is like watching paint dry.